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Series 1- Zomguy Unisex T-Shirt LIMITED VARIANT

$24.99

This item is a LIMITED VARIANT! That means once it sells out it will be gone for good! Get em while you can!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size XS

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Series 1 Zomguy Unisex T-Shirt: Built for the Unhinged Grind

This one’s running on bad sleep and worse judgment.

The Zomguy Tee lives in that stretch where training feels off in a way you can’t diagnose. Timing’s weird. Thoughts won’t line up. Your body keeps moving anyway, mostly out of spite. Not heroic. Not inspiring. Just momentum refusing to die.

It’s a limited variant, which tracks. Stuff like this doesn’t hang around. You catch it mid-mess or you miss it completely. No reruns. No clean recap later. It keeps stumbling forward whether you’re watching or not.

Face Meet Fist sits closer to the work than the applause. This tee hangs out in that same uncomfortable space—near fighters still unfinished, still clocking hours, still showing up before anything looks impressive or worth posting. Still moving. Don’t ask how. Nobody here has a good answer.

The shirt itself doesn’t ask for attention. It wears easy, moves when you do, and doesn’t flinch when days blur together or nights go longer than planned. You put it on. Later, it’s still there. So are you. That feels like enough.

If this reads familiar, that’s not an accident.
If it doesn’t, it wasn’t meant to explain itself.

The rest of it’s sitting at facemeetfist.com.

Frequently asked questions

Who is the ideal wearer for the Series 1 Zomguy Unisex T-Shirt?

The Series 1 Zomguy Unisex T-Shirt is made for people who train consistently, live close to fight culture, and wear gear that doesn’t need to explain itself.

Specifically, it’s for lifters grinding through sessions that feel off, fighters still showing up when timing and energy aren’t lining up, and anyone whose version of “fine” is being upright and functional enough to continue. Not sharp. Not rested. Just operational in a way that’s familiar.

These are the days where your brain is loud, your body ignores it, and momentum carries you further than motivation ever could. Zomguy fits that space — not the highlight reel, but the middle of it.

If the name landed immediately, that was the whole check-in.
If you’re still thinking about what it’s supposed to mean, it probably isn’t meant for you.

Takeaway: If it made sense right away, you’re the wearer.

How well does the Zomguy T-Shirt hold up to intense training and frequent washing?

The Zomguy T-Shirt holds up the way it should — without making it a whole thing.

It’s built from combed, ring-spun cotton, so the fibers don’t freak out once sweat, friction, and bad scheduling decisions enter the picture. Side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping keep it from slowly twisting itself into some abstract art project after a few ugly weeks.

You can sweat through it, wash it, forget it exists, then pull it back on without checking if it’s still on your side. It doesn’t get thin. It doesn’t get weird. It doesn’t remember what you put it through.

It just comes back like nothing happened.

Takeaway: Takes the beating. Acts unfazed.

What materials are used in the Series 1 Zomguy T-Shirt?

The Series 1 Zomguy T-Shirt is made from materials that don’t need a backstory to justify themselves.

It’s 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors sneak in some polyester), with a 4.2 oz fabric weight that stays light without feeling like it’s about to disappear. The fabric is pre-shrunk so it doesn’t come back from the wash pretending it’s a different shirt, and the construction is reinforced where tees usually start to unravel their life choices.

No experimental blends. No delicate behavior.
Just a build that handles repetition without getting weird about it.

Takeaway: Straightforward fabric. No personality issues.

Is the Zomguy Unisex T-Shirt the only limited variant in Series 1?

No. Zomguy is one of a small pack of limited variants inside Series 1.

Series 1 runs like a short list, not a buffet. A few designs show up, exist for their window, then move on without leaving forwarding information. Zomguy sits in that lineup — not alone, not permanent, and definitely not waiting around for late decisions.

Miss one, the others keep moving.
Miss all of them, the timeline shrugs and continues.

If you’re watching Series 1 closely, this is part of that moment — brief, uncomfortable, and easy to lose track of if you blink.

Takeaway: One of a few. All temporary.

Is there a youth version of the Zomguy T-Shirt?

No. Zomguy stays adult-sized.

Some designs get scaled down. This one doesn’t. Zomguy lives in late hours, bad timing, and routines that don’t make sense before dinner or after a full night’s sleep. It’s built around schedules that drift, alarms that get ignored, and decisions made a little too late to undo.

Different lane. Same universe.
Just not the one for earlier bedtimes.

Takeaway: Adult hours only.