Series 1- Squid Lips Unisex T-Shirt

The SERIES 1: Squid Lips Tee is a Face Meet Fist unisex T-shirt made for people who train, sweat, and don’t pause to ask follow-up questions.

It lives in the Series 1 lineup and carries the same temperament — a little rough, a little confrontational, and not interested in being universally understood. It doesn’t explain itself, smooth itself out, or wait for approval. It just exists and expects you to keep up.

If the name landed instantly and you didn’t feel the need to Google anything, that’s the point.

Takeaway: If it clicked without effort, you’re already in.

A real MMA fighter. Flesh-and-bones real. Not a mascot, not a mission statement, not a guy holding pads once a week for content.

Someone who’s getting hit, getting tired, getting back up, and doing it again because that’s the job. Camp weeks. Bad sleep. Bruises that don’t get posted.

When you buy the Squid Lips Tee, the money doesn’t bounce around pretending to matter. It goes straight to that person. No inspirational language. No brand magic. Just funds showing up where the damage is being taken.

Takeaway: You wear it. They fight.

It fits like it’s expecting you to move, not pose.

The Squid Lips Tee has an athletic lean — not boxy, not vacuum-sealed, not trying to show off. It hangs where it should and doesn’t start a fight when you start moving. No tugging. No constant adjusting. It just stays put and lets you get on with whatever bad idea you’re mid-commitment to.

If you train, take your usual size and don’t overthink it.
If you’re hovering between sizes, size up and stop bargaining with yourself like this is a personality test.

You’ll know pretty fast if it’s right.
Your shoulders won’t complain. Your head will be busy elsewhere.

Takeaway: It fits people who don’t stand still long enough to care.

Yes. It expects that.

The Squid Lips Tee is lightweight and soft, but it doesn’t panic once things get wet and ugly. You can sweat through rounds in it, forget about it entirely, then throw it in the wash without giving it a pep talk first.

It goes from training to laundry to training again without developing opinions about it. No stiffness. No sudden betrayal. Just back in rotation like it never left.

There’s nothing heroic about it. It doesn’t announce itself.
It just absorbs the day and keeps showing up, which is usually enough.

Takeaway: It takes the abuse and doesn’t bring it up later.

It’s made from combed, ring-spun cotton with just enough stretch to forget about it once it’s on. Soft enough to stay there longer than intended. Light enough to move without thinking. Tough enough to not quietly give up halfway through the day and pretend nothing happened.

It’s pre-shrunk and side-seamed, which means it doesn’t wake up different after laundry. You wash it. You dry it. It comes back the same shape, same size, like it never left and doesn’t need to talk about it.

No adjustment period.
No personality shift.
Just back in rotation, waiting for the next bad decision.

Takeaway: Does the job. Doesn’t ask for praise.