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Series 1- Evil Ed II Unisex T-Shirt LIMITED VARIANT

$24.99

This item is a LIMITED VARIANT! That means once it sells out it will be gone for good! Get em while you can!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size XS

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Series 1 Evil Ed II: Your New Go-To for Graveyard Shifts & Gym Grime

This one shows up when your inner editor is gone.

Not the thoughtful version of you. The other one. The voice that says “one more round,” “don’t overthink it,” and “we’ll deal with the consequences later.” Evil Ed II lives in that gap—after restraint, before regret—when decisions are fast and instincts are loud.

It’s a limited variant, which means it behaves like bad ideas usually do: brief, intense, and not coming back once it’s over. There’s no follow-up run, no cleaned-up version, no polite encore. When this one’s done, it’s done. Miss it and you’ll only remember it existed when someone else is wearing it.

The tee itself doesn’t ask questions. Soft, lightweight, and flexible enough to disappear once you’re moving. It doesn’t cling, twist, or get weird when the day drags on longer than planned. Sweat in it. Wash it. Grab it again without checking if it’s still behaving. It usually is.

Evil Ed II isn’t here to explain itself or win approval.
It’s here for people who already know which version of themselves this is for.

If that made sense immediately, good.
If not, that’s kind of the point.

The rest of the chaos is waiting at facemeetfist.com.

Frequently asked questions

What makes the Evil Ed II Tee different from most shirts?

Most shirts are built to survive a checkout page. This one’s built to survive you.

The Evil Ed II Unisex T-Shirt uses 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester), so the fabric is stronger, smoother, and less likely to give up after a few rough cycles. At 4.2 oz, it stays lightweight without feeling flimsy or disposable.

It’s pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and reinforced at the shoulders, which keeps it from twisting, shrinking, or collapsing into something sad and crooked. It holds its shape while everything else gets worn down.

This isn’t a “nice” shirt.
It’s one that expects friction and shows up anyway.

Takeaway: Not fragile. Not precious. Built for repeat use.

Is this thing going to shrink into a child's garment after one wash?

No. It’s pre-shrunk and refuses to betray you.

The Evil Ed II Tee is built to hold its true-to-size fit instead of pulling that classic laundry-day stunt where a perfectly good shirt comes back looking like it belongs to a doll. You wash it. You dry it. It returns the same size, no identity crisis attached.

It’s made to fit your actual body — the tired, slightly unhinged, still-training version — and keep doing that through repeat washes. No shrinking curse. No quiet sabotage.

Expect consistency.
Not disappointment.

Takeaway: Same size in. Same size out. No nonsense.

Who benefits when I pick up an Evil Ed II Face Meet Fist shirt?

A real MMA fighter does. The kind that still smells like the gym.

When you buy the Evil Ed II Face Meet Fist T-Shirt, the money doesn’t detour into branding nonsense or evaporate into “community initiatives.” It goes straight to the fighter tied to the drop — someone still clocking rounds, still scraping together camp money, still showing up whether anyone’s watching or not.

That’s the setup. Face Meet Fist keeps it ugly and direct. You grab the shirt, the fighter gets backed, and the routine lurches forward like it always has. No speeches. No victory music.

You’re not buying a story arc.
You’re stepping in mid-chapter, while things are still messy.

If that makes immediate sense, you’re already part of the exchange.

Takeaway: Shirt on. Fighter funded. Work continues.

Does Evil Ed II have a youth variant?

Yes. And it doesn’t expect to stay pristine or well-adjusted.

The Evil Ed II Youth T-Shirt exists, briefly, like a feral phase everyone pretends didn’t happen later. It’s a limited variant, meaning it shows up, gets lived in hard, and then vanishes without a goodbye or a restock apology.

It’s built for kids who treat gravity as optional and cleanliness as temporary. The cotton-poly fabric stays light, dries fast, and doesn’t spiral when sweat, dirt, or unexplained stains appear. Reinforced seams and collar help it survive days that feel too loud and nights that end too late for homework.

This isn’t a keepsake.
It’s an early introduction to friction.

Same drop rules. Smaller frame.
Still comfortable with chaos.

Takeaway: Youth size. Zero fragility. Marks welcome.

Is the Evil Ed II Tee part of the Fighter Collection?

No. It didn’t sign up for that job.
The Evil Ed II Tee isn’t tied to a fighter, a camp, or anyone’s long-term plan. No name attached. No record to protect. It lives outside the Fighter Collection on purpose—same Series 1 drop, same limited rules, just operating without a handler.

Think of it as the piece that shows up after hours, leans against the wall, and doesn’t bother explaining why it’s there. Same Face Meet Fist DNA. Same tolerance for chaos. Just not carrying anyone else’s weight.

It belongs to the lineup.It just doesn’t belong to anyone.

If you were looking for a hero arc, keep walking.

If this makes sense immediately, you’re already inside.

Takeaway: Same monster market. No fighter leash.