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Series 1- Daddy Dearest Unisex T-Shirt LIMITED VARIANT

$24.99

This item is a LIMITED VARIANT! That means once it sells out it will be gone for good! Get em while you can!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Series 1 Daddy Dearest Tee: Built for the Grind, Forged in Chaos

This one doesn’t knock. It just shows up.

The Daddy Dearest Tee lives in the part of the day where the lights are bad, the playlist’s looping, and your body feels like it’s being held together by habits and spite. It’s for sessions that don’t feel productive, heroic, or Instagram-safe—but still count because you didn’t leave. No encouragement baked in. No clean narrative. Just fabric present while you do the thing again.

This is a limited variant, which means it follows the same rules as obsession: narrow window, zero mercy. When it disappears, it doesn’t linger, rebrand, or apologize. Miss it and it stays missed. That’s the point.

Construction stays quiet but competent. Soft, lightweight combed cotton that doesn’t act fragile. Enough stretch to move without pulling attention. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, reinforced where shirts usually start lying to you. It doesn’t melt down after sweat, doesn’t warp after laundry, doesn’t develop personality issues halfway through the week. It just keeps showing up, which is more than most things manage.

Each one gets made when you order it. Not stockpiled. Not waiting around for relevance. Less waste, fewer extras, more intent. Same logic as training—do the work when it’s time, not because it looks good on paper.

If this reads like something you’ve lived through, you already know.
If it feels unnecessary or uncomfortable, that’s also information.

The rest of the drop is waiting at facemeetfist.com.

Frequently asked questions

What makes the Series 1 Daddy Dearest T-Shirt different?

It doesn’t try to behave.

The Series 1 Daddy Dearest Tee is built for people who treat shirts like equipment, not outfits. It’s soft and lightweight, but it doesn’t collapse once sweat, movement, and repetition get involved. No trend-chasing. No polite energy. Just something that survives getting used the way it’s supposed to be used.

What sets it apart isn’t hype—it’s intent. This tee exists for long sessions, bad moods, and days where the work still happens even when nothing feels dialed in. It doesn’t clean things up or make statements. It just stays intact while everything else gets messy.
If that sounds specific, good. It is.

Takeaway: Not here to impress. Here to last.

Who is the Series 1 Daddy Dearest T-Shirt actually for?

People who don’t need permission to keep going.

This tee is for lifters, fighters, and terminally online weirdos who live somewhere between routine and burnout—and still show up. The ones who train when the playlist’s wrong, the mood’s worse, and quitting would honestly be more reasonable. No polish. No brand-friendly optimism. Just movement and stubbornness.

It’s not built for mass appeal or casual approval. It’s for people who understand that the real work happens off-camera, in bad lighting, with no audience and worse decisions. If that description feels uncomfortably accurate, you’re probably already wearing the right thing.

If it sounds excessive or dramatic, cool. It’s not meant to translate.

Takeaway: Not for everyone. Definitely for someone.

How long can I still grab the Series 1 Daddy Dearest Tee?

Until the last one shuffles out the door.

The Series 1 Daddy Dearest Tee is a limited variant, which means the count is fixed and the clock is already ticking. There’s no restock plan hiding in the shadows. No secret batch cooling off somewhere. Once this run burns through, it’s done pretending it was ever coming back.

Drops like this don’t end with announcements. They end with silence.
If you wait too long, all that’s left is secondhand screenshots and someone else wearing your size.

Takeaway: Finite run. Hesitation costs you.

How does the fabric of the Series 1 Daddy Dearest Tee hold up during intense training sessions?

It doesn’t flinch.

The Series 1 Daddy Dearest T-Shirt uses heavyweight cotton that’s built to survive the ugly parts of training—the chalk, the sweat, the friction, the moments where your form slips and your patience goes with it. It doesn’t stretch out, thin down, or start acting fragile once things get repetitive and mean.

This is fabric meant for constant contact. Bars scraping. Benches biting back. Movement that isn’t graceful and never pretends to be. You can drag it through long sessions, bad weeks, and lazy laundry habits and it keeps its shape like it remembers why it exists.
It’s not trying to help you perform better.

It’s just refusing to fail before you do.

Takeaway: Takes the abuse. Comes back ready.

Will the Series 1 Daddy Dearest Tee graphic fade or crack after repeated washes?

No. It’s not fragile, and it doesn’t scare easy.

The Series 1 Daddy Dearest T-Shirt uses a screen print that’s meant to survive repetition—wash cycles, sweat, friction, and the kind of wear that happens when a shirt actually gets used instead of folded nicely. It doesn’t flake off, spider-crack, or slowly disappear like it’s ashamed of itself.

This isn’t the kind of print that looks good once and then gives up. It stays sharp through routine abuse and comes back looking like it remembers why it was put there in the first place.

If the shirt’s still in rotation, the graphic will be too.

Takeaway: The print doesn’t peel, fade, or bail early.